You hate your job, your girlfriend cheated on you, you had an accident. Blame it on 3 idiots!

Yes you read that right.

God has been gracious enough to give us what we'v asking him for all these years.

A movie called 3 idiots.

No it hasn't turned back 2009 and the global recession (i have to mention it, after all i am a product of this auspicious year) .

It has given us, all indians something that our DNA predisposes us to crave and possess: Something to blame.

Yes, 3 idiots is the official punching bag.

You got up late and missed an interview. Dont worry tell your mother you watched 3 idiots last night. Madhavan inspired you to take to bathroom tile phptography and art (for those who would like details on this emerging trend and neo bourgeoisie trend, please look forward to my next post).


18 student of the famous KEM medical college in Mumbai were arrested for ragging their juniors and now face stern action by college authorities and the police alike. They have agreed to charges under Maharashtra anti ragging act. Apparently they forced some juniors to act out sexual positions with each other which led to a junior (whose father is a policeman) complaining and getting them arrested (like who else could do that?).

And please do not bother guessing who is responsible for instigating such lowly denegrating behavior? 3 idiots obviously. 'Jahan panah tohfa kubul karo!'

Thank god 'Ranchod' or 'Funsuk' whatever his name is today, did not castrate and hang the seniors upside down. These Physiotherapy seniors would have been in for some serious therapy then.

Now someone from the education board i think is going to get a special screening of '3 Idiots' to see if the allegations of the movie instigating the boys to rag is true. What a royal way to spend taxpayer's money. So is it going to be your family for the uhmmm premiere or just you and some other babus?

Thats not all, you poor citizens should be aware of how this satanic flick is leading to a spike in crimes.

A 12 year old Mumbai boy has committed suicide and now parents claim its because he watched 3 idiots twice in last few days. Yes i agree 3 hours of the movie had various ways of killing oneself, they showcased well the methodology, the timing, the paraphernalia required etc!

How can we blame movies for such instances?

Have you seen American History X? or Hostel?

Crime is committed because the criminal has in his DNA to do so, because he has grown up in such an environ and because his sense of right and wrong is warped. He lives in his own world surrounded by his own thoughts believing hard in his beliefs. How can we grown up individuals blame movies, games for everything that happens?

Every hour a woman in raped in India. Every year thousands kill themselves for failing in their studies, love life, career etc. But can we simple blame movies for everything?

Let's show only Hum saath saath hain and Hum Apke hain Kaun. Lets see if crime rate dips, if families come closer and suicides decrease.

I do understand that heavy, graphic scenes of violence, crime can affect a child's mind but how can those stupid medical college fucks say that 3 idiots inspired them? If i was the director of the movie i would want to knock the morons down.

On a lighter note, the new year has given us the perfect excuse : i watched 3 idiots.

some examples:

1) I want to name my son 'Wakao Bangdu' , because Funsuk is a big scientist and a philanthropist, sitting in Ladakh he has thousand patents to his name.

2) I want to get into bathroom tile photography( more on that later), thanks to Madhavan publishing those ugly looking books on every species known to mankind.

3) I want to become a man friday in boys hostel, see how Milimeter became Centimeter!

Contributions invited!